so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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