we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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