Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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