True but thats because hes a fetus.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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