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(614): View more from Ohio

Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.

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(716): View more from New York

i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control

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(662): View more from Mississippi

After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...

(1-479): View more from Arkansas

I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma

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oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.

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(765): View more from Indiana

Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.

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(317): View more from Indiana

I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again

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(270): View more from Kentucky

She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night

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