no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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