Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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