I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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