I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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