dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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