If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
