The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
be right there i have to get my cape
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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