Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Randomize
