Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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