This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
