What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
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I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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