So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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