I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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