Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i already hear my dad disowning me
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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