so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
