you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Randomize
