Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I want you more than these girls want KFC
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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