Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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