I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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