It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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