She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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