So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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