Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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