Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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