O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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