so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
vagina is talking i cant
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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