so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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