David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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