I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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