Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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