I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
It's blow job season.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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