she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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