I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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