She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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