I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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