Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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