It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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