he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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