question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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