yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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