I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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