How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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