just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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