just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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