I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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