oh god the rape fog is back!
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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