I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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