Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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