Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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