Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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