Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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