Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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