I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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