she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
smell my finger.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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